Tag: jokes
member name: Ivan P.
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October 11, 2007 07:56 PM EDT --
Il problema della lingua in Ucraina diventa un problema ancora delle emozioni: uni vogliono solo l'ucraino, gli altri- ucraino e russo come le due uguali lingue ufficiali.
La situazione . . . more
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July 05, 2008 11:58 AM EDT --
more meaning behind
the words you utter,
unpronounced or just muttered,
not accepting the flattered or buttered,-
just a silent and tired look,-
saying more than the thickest book, . . . more
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September 08, 2007 02:13 PM EDT --
prova:
tituli, transportus pubblicum et populus
1. Habendus unum titolum, debes sapere problemi solvere. Non sabes - non habes unum titulum. Si electus eris de populus pro populi, et non potes pro populi . . . more
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October 13, 2007 01:50 PM EDT --
- What date is it today?
- The 13th.
- So, why are the tranactions dated by the 15th?
- After 6pm, all the transactions go to another business day.
- So, today, you are working for Monday?
- Yes. . . . more
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October 20, 2007 02:18 PM EDT --
Luxuria andat sursum. Proprietatis pagatur necesse est.
Servitia transsonori, aqua in ampulis constabunt maior.
Cibi debes domo habere: cauponae constabunt plus: stomachus necesse est cibos rudos . . . more
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November 23, 2007 03:28 PM EST --
1. AS IT ALREADY HAD BEEN MENTIONED IN MY PREVIOUS ARTICLE, TIME IS IRRIVERSIBLE AND EVER-PROGRESSING, NOT DEPENDING ON HUMAN VOLITION, ETERNAL, THOUGH ALWAYS BIOLOGICALLY EVALUATED.
2. BEING AN ABSTRACT . . . more
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May 17, 2008 02:25 PM EDT --
PIZZA PAZZA
PER I RAGAZZI
CON I MAZZI DI FIORI,
CHE STANNO GIOCANDO FUORI,
PIU' FAMOSI CHE ATTORI-
PIZZA FATTA CON IL CUORE
CHE VI AMA E NON DUOLE.
IVAN PETRYSHYN
SCRITTA -5/14/08 . . . more
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August 16, 2008 03:12 PM EDT --
NOUS ARRIVONS
AVEC LES CHANSONES,
AVEC LES PROGRAMMES
POUR LES HOMBRES ET LES FEMMES,
POUR SAVOIR
TOUTES LES CHOSES,
POUR ADMIRER
LES ROSES,
POUR DEVELOPER LA FANTASIE,-
MAIS . . . more
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August 16, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
NEIN, ICH WERDE VERGESSEN NICHT,
ABER, JA,
ICH WERDE GEBEN DICH
EINE MOEGLICHKEIT
FOER RICHTIG ZU SEIN,-
MEINE IST EINE SEHR KLEINE MEINUNG,
ABER DAS IST AUCH RICHTIG
DAS RECHTE ZU . . . more
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September 29, 2007 12:28 PM EDT --
1. A running woman in an academic gown having a black cap on:
- I am a doctor!!!
- Sorry I didn't hear you. Ah, you are a doctor? OK, and what of it?
Ivan Petryshyn , Chicago . . . more
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December 16, 2007 11:54 AM EST --
1. A wintry, windy, snowy and freezing Saturdy night. A man enters a gas station.
The Shop-assistant: -How is it outside?
The man: - Well, I am not a thief. I will show you my documents, stand here . . . more
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October 15, 2007 08:14 PM EDT --
I.
- The Eastern Europe now sees the sunshine.
- Go and see it.
II.
- Go to your country!
- Only with you.
Chicago IL Ivan Petryshyn 10/15/07 7:14 pm
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June 14, 2008 01:07 PM EDT --
connect the unconnectable,
protect the unprotectable,
eject the unejectable,
correct the uncorrectable,
reject the unrejectable,
select the unselectable,
elect the unelectable,
detect . . . more
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August 16, 2007 07:54 PM EDT --
I. -I don't believe you.
- I don't believe you either. But let's pretend we do.
II. Their business is to publish. Mine is to let people know how they do it. And, possibly, get published . . . more
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September 16, 2007 02:48 PM EDT --
A PROPHET WOULD NEVER TAKE IN HIS HANDS A PROPHECY BOOK, BUT A BIBLE. (SHERIDAN ROAD, BOOKSTORE).
IF ONE CAN WORK MIRACLES, HE WOULD NEVER WRITE A MANUAL ON HOW TO DO THEM
(IBID.)
THE . . . more
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October 23, 2007 08:13 PM EDT --
Strong and expressive is any language. Such is also the Ukrainian Language. Whenever one needs an accurate word to denote some realia, one resorts to an authority, legitimate and well-tested. . . . more
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December 22, 2007 12:15 PM EST --
AS SWEET AND TASTY AS A RAW ONION
'VOLUME 43, NUMBER 51
'THE ONION ' SEEMS TO KNOW SO MUCH THAT DECIDED TO EVALUATE THE RECENT EVENTS IN ALL, THE COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD, HAVING PUBLISHED . . . more
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January 09, 2008 08:11 PM EST --
SUNDAY,
THE VOICES, THE LOOKS,
ASPIRATIONS,
LOVING AND HOPING, AND EXPECTING THE BEST,-
WHO AM I? WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE THE REST?
WHAT IS THE PRIZE OF NOT SAYING A WORD?
WHAT IS THE FUN OF TELLING . . . more
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June 21, 2008 12:47 PM EDT --
The opening eye on the history, the history invented, with much imagination: connections and remote relations , never defeated and never explained to the end. The magic sign of the heritage and the ancestry, . . . more
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August 09, 2008 01:33 PM EDT --
DARE TO CARE
BEING FAIR, -
DARE,
DARE TO STARE
CLIMBING THE STAIRS,-
DARE,
DARE TO WEAR THE WARE
THE OTHERS DON'T DARE,-
DARE.
DARE TO DO SOMETHING RARE,-
DARE.
DARE . . . more
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